ordinaryschmuck:

moringmark:

Them doing it slightly slower would probably be worse. Still, I love this little jab at the people who go “At least he didn’t misgender Raine.”

You KNOW he’d did it all the time in private and in his mind.

podcastwizard:

dnd jokes that will always be funny no matter what your dm tells you

• “jesus christ” “who’s that”
• “this is just like (tv show/movie)” “that’s my favorite play”
• referring to famous musicians or actors from the real world as “bards”
• adding the word “fantasy” in front of modern things (i pull out my Fantasy iPhone and open Fantasy Tinder)
• “how hurt are you” “on a scale of one to twenty-eight i’d say i’m at about a nine.”

feel free to add more

catchymemes:

theconcealedweapon:

Police supporters regularly admit that the police are the bad guys. They just don’t care.

nitrosplicer:

Fully losing it at this facebook screenshot. 22 inches of green and 1.5 of carrot.

internetwesley:

junogears2:

pancakeke:

these lakes look like boobs with some perspective

It kinda does (I tried)

catchymemes:

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

ejacurate:

brarchives:

lyerainbow

does anybody have ideas for what someone could offer in turn of receiving donations? for example, typically I see people offer drawings or doodles, but if those weren’t an option to offer, what could you expect instead?

carrionvalentine-moved:

carrionvalentine-moved:

chris fleming is funny because he looks like someone forced a jc penney mannequin to watch sex and the city 57 times in a row and left it on the front doorstep of a gay bar, but you listen to him talk and recount his experiences and he sounds like arthur dent discovering that he’s bi at 31, like i could hit chris fleming with a sledgehammer and he’d get up and be like “well what the fuck is this, a home depot?”

hey so were y'all gonna tell me chris fleming had a tumblr or was i just supposed to find that out that he reblogged this after waking up from a 5 hour nap like some sort of groggy soon-to-be-hired on the spot court jester

actualtree:

ALT

ITS ONLY JULY FIRST